If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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