I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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