What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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