i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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