My pussy is not your playground.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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