so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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