She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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