lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Text me some of your sweat
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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