So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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