I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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