Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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