We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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