Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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