chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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