Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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