Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Jerry, you need to find god
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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