I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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