Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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