My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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