He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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