Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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