Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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