: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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