you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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