So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Soap is not a condiment
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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