it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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