You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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