shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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