highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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