I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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