I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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