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i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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