He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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