he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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