Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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