Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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