Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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