Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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