Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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