Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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