Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Randomize