We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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