You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
