Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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