That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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