it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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