I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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