Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
