Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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