yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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