Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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